or jist a few nice thoughts o yer ain, use yer imagination.

If you live in a building with a communal Ariel i would advise you to get yer own one put up!

Goodnight, fellas and watch the door doesn't hit yer arses on the way out!

ave yer chip butty, if yer not eatin ' it?

An ' the place was that neglected that yer might ' ave smelled ole Jerusalem in it.

Sit down and watch a film in the renewably powered cinema, shake yer booty with bands o­n the sound stage.

How sore would the firework up yer bum be?

With the totally deaf, you're on yer own.

It starts: ' TELL yer Ma ' bout dis new website thingy.

ere y'are -- get yer laughin ' gear round that!

gie yer soul tae wan like Annie.

Ye'd only gie yer soul tae wan like Annie.

Talk ' bout yer brimstone, ah kin smell it from here!

So ' lang may yer lum reek ' is a wish for enduring household warmth.

Queen Mom snuffs it Gawd bless yer ma'am by Kieren McCarthy Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother, has passed on.

It's me ur yer mammy'll be tane furra mug.

Please consider becoming part of it - go on, be yer best mate.

It's yer OL ' mate Wayne ' ere!

Trade wares as a merchant, drink rum with yer mateys, or battle ship-to-ship in this hearty, accessible pirate world.

This creative Malvern based company could help keep yer missus very happy!

If ye ever wonder whitâs wrang wi yer mither, like whey sheâs nae sense, jist mind she wis a lassie yince.

get yer filthy mitts on a free copy right here: I'm An Edinburgh Man, Myself.

Get oot the road noo. ' ' But it's richt in front o yer neb!

The best you can hope fur is that they call the polis, the worst is that you'll get yer heid kicked in.

There ye hae yer pride o bein Scottish, a pride o bein Scottish, a pride o haein wir ain identity.

It keeps yer ' regular ' I ' go ' regular as clockwork 6.45 every morning.

Go look it up in yer touch Rugby rule book Lucky Aston!

In Ireland, if you put sixpence under yer pillow, the fairies come an take awe yer teeth oot!

snob value, yer know!

Tanya: Yer sure I will watch to probably, so that Em, doesn't get bored stiff.

You doesn't want ta stop now, does ya - now that yer enjoyin ' it, like?

Yer soul sees clear: there's only wan like Annie.

Ye'll no ' sell ye'll no ' sell yer time or yer name tae some that wid hire ye.

ye hae yer pride o bein Scottish, a pride o haein wir ain identity.

Are ye aff tae lie in lotion, oan a towel, wi ' ye aff tae lie in lotion, oan a towel, wi ' yer pals?

Go look it up in yer touch rugby rule book Lucky Aston !

In Ireland, if you put sixpence under yer pillow, the fairies come an take awe yer teeth oot !

Growing up in Dixon Green by Vera Berry Living at Dixon Green had a bit of snob value, yer know !

Tanya: Yer sure I will watch to probably, so that Em, does n't get bored stiff.

You does n't want ta stop now, does ya - now that yer enjoyin ' it, like?

Yer soul sees clear: there 's only wan like Annie.

Ye'll no ' sell yer time or yer name tae some that wid hire ye.

Are ye aff tae lie in lotion, oan a towel, wi ' yer pals?

They can take yer curfew, but they can't take..

Anyways, yer only a few months older than me.