You've realized by now that not everyone has the super powers that come with The Donald's Toupee of Gold, but wouldn't spider-sense be useful to make that sale?
Some options involve surgery, while others might still include a toupee or wig to replace the hair that has been lost.
Many toupee manufacturers can now design a toupee that actually looks and feels like your natural hair.
Toupee tape can be removed with a drop of Goo-Gone and spirit gum comes off with massage oil.
Much like the toupee, the wig will cover your bald area with realistic-looking hair.
Toupees have come a long way; technology has revolutionized the toupee business.
Others prefer toupee tape or liquid latex.
If Howie was stunned he didn't show it as he pulled off his toupee with a smile.
Betsy was alone on the porch but as we approached, Martha opened the screen door, her arm around a frail looking man, about five-seven, who wore an off-center toupee and a fragile smile.