A cruise to nowhere caters to travelers, who want to escape from the chaos of everyday life, and enjoy being pampered on a luxurious oceanliner.
There's no way to fit an oceanliner on the Columbia River.
In addition, you may find yourself making friends more easily since the number of passengers aboard a smaller, active ship is much lower than on a traditional oceanliner.
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