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joke

joke Sentence Examples

  • If what I'm seeing isn't some kind of joke, I'm at the end of the yellow brick road.

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  • Don't joke about that.

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  • "Just an office joke," he said.

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  • It's no joke!

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  • Only he wouldn't tell me what we were looking for, like it was going to be a joke and it would scare me.

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  • He intended it as a joke, but the memory it resurrected was painful.

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  • When she opened them, incredulous that Jackson had gotten away with his joke, he grinned innocently and shrugged.

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  • Jackson, whatever you do; do not make a joke about that.

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  • Jackson, whatever you do; do not make a joke about that.

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  • Perhaps the prior sheriff thought that sort of little joke is funny.

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  • Perhaps the prior sheriff thought that sort of little joke is funny.

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  • Whatever the inside joke was, he wasn't about to share it and she didn't ask.

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  • They were all making a joke out of the whole thing.

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  • Right now, he was too frazzled to know what else to do aside from make a joke to ease some of the tension.

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  • She willed herself not to laugh at his joke, but it was hard.

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  • After the strange exchange outside, the joke fell flat.

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  • She and my father—my Radisson father—used to joke about it.

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  • He'd meant it as a joke only, something to make her feel better and take her mind off of the chaos around her.

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  • The joke was on him, then.

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  • The joke was on him, then.

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  • Some time passed in silence, and then the same joke was repeated.

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  • There hasn't been much to joke about, has there?

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  • What for a long while specially surprised and delighted him were the women, young and healthy, without a dozen officers making up to each of them; women, too, who were pleased and flattered that a passing officer should joke with them.

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  • But if somebody were playing a joke, why smash the skull?

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  • He was obviously making a joke, but she would never have guessed it from the expression on his face.

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  • An old joke is about the city slicker who finds himself lost in the country.

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  • He tried, but failed, to find some joke with which to reply to Dolokhov's words.

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  • The familiar name for toasted cheese, "Welsh rabbit," is merely a joke, and the alteration to "Welsh rare-bit" is due to a failure to see the joke, such as it is.

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  • The familiar name for toasted cheese, "Welsh rabbit," is merely a joke, and the alteration to "Welsh rare-bit" is due to a failure to see the joke, such as it is.

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  • If Dean himself had been bound and gagged, it would have been the joke of the squad room for weeks to come.

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  • One of the king's knights boasts that ten thousand pieces have been "forcontes" (counted short) to the Saracens; and it is with the utmost trouble that Joinville and the rest can persuade the king that this is a joke, and that the Saracens are much more likely to;lave got the advantage.

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  • One of the king's knights boasts that ten thousand pieces have been "forcontes" (counted short) to the Saracens; and it is with the utmost trouble that Joinville and the rest can persuade the king that this is a joke, and that the Saracens are much more likely to;lave got the advantage.

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  • It reminded her of an Arkansas weather joke she once heard.

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  • Why was it so hard to joke with him without flirting?

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  • You joke with me.

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  • Boris smiled circumspectly, so that it might be taken as ironical or appreciative according to the way the joke was received.

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  • I'm nothing but a joke to you, am I?

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  • If any one whom she is touching laughs at a joke, she laughs, too, just as if she had heard it.

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  • "Your joke is too bad, it's witty but unjust," said Anna Pavlovna, shaking her little shriveled finger at him.

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  • Before Shinshin had time to utter the joke he was ready to make on the count's patriotism, Natasha jumped up from her place and ran to her father.

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  • He was armed with a musketoon (which he carried rather as a joke), a pike and an ax, which latter he used as a wolf uses its teeth, with equal ease picking fleas out of its fur or crunching thick bones.

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  • Rostov took the joke as an insult, flared up, and said such unpleasant things to the officer that it was all Denisov could do to prevent a duel.

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  • The clerk glanced round, evidently hoping that his joke would be appreciated.

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  • Don't joke; I mean to have a serious talk with you.

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  • "Why joke?" said the driver, laughing.

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  • But they didn't joke around with each other any more.

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  • The words seemed to be meant as a joke, but there was an edge in Gerry's tone that made her think he knew Xander much better than he let on.

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  • But they didn't joke around with each other any more.

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  • Why should I joke about it?

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  • The doctor, whether from lack of means or because he did not like to part from his young wife in the early days of their marriage, took her about with him wherever the hussar regiment went and his jealousy had become a standing joke among the hussar officers.

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  • "OK, it was a poor joke," Carmen concluded as she took the rinsed dish and placed it in the dishwasher.

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  • Gervais intervened with a joke, and the talk reverted to its former lively tone.

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  • Or, turning to Mademoiselle Bourienne, he would ask her in Princess Mary's presence how she liked our village priests and icons and would joke about them.

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  • At that time a famous joke of Ermolov's was being circulated, that as a great favor he had petitioned the Emperor to make him a German.

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  • "Ah, Nikita Ivanych!" cried Nicholas, rising politely, and as if wishing Nikita Ivanych to share his joke, he began to tell him of his intention to elope with a blonde lady.

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  • Andre gave him a disapproving look, and Gabriel realized the joke was probably misplaced when talking to the family member of the deceased.

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  • He thought it was a big joke, making all these plans and there in the back of the motel is our car.

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  • Some of the traditional qualities are indeed preserved: the practical joke, for instance, in the scene in Auerbach's Keller shows that he has not altogether shed his character as kobold; and, like the planet-spirits of the old magic he appears alternately in animal and human shape.

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  • His family came on both sides of middle-class people, and it was probably only as a joke that Godwin, a stern political reformer and philosophical radical, attempted to trace his pedigree to a time before the Norman conquest and the great earl Godwine.

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  • Andre gave him a disapproving look, and Gabriel realized the joke was probably misplaced when talking to the family member of the deceased.

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  • This was no joke.

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  • Then a woman in the background said something about them all moving to this keen town and the woman on the phone laughed, like it was a joke.

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  • I just don't think it was all bragging, more like it was his private joke.

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  • She had a feeling it was a horrible inside joke.

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  • Might it have just been some kind of a joke?

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  • To Dean's experienced ears, it didn't sound like a joke.

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  • "Maybe from back there," her husband answered, "but anyone would know it was a joke."

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  • This is no joke.

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  • God—that would have been a joke!

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  • Shouldn't you tell the child it was all a big joke?

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  • That was no joke.

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  • You know Dean, you're a joke.

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  • She didn't expect to find the human alive, let alone of a mindset to make a joke.

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  • This is no time for a joke!

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  • The dry note in his voice made her think he had his own inside joke.

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  • "I'll survive," he said, waiting for her to get the joke.

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  • Harmony didn't get the joke.

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  • It's not a joke.

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  • She laughed, not expecting the joke.

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  • He smiled at her, understanding her joke.

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  • Never mind that one.  Bad joke.

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  • Dean's eyes questioned and Mrs. Byrne clarified, The Mark Hopkins Hotel, in San Francisco—it was our little joke.

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  • She smiled at Fred, as if sharing their little joke.

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  • Killing five Others is no joke.

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  • He comically handled the situation with a joke.

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  • This wasn't a joke.

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  • She laughed, entertained at her own joke.

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  • Now I'm pretty sure this is all a huge joke.

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  • Pretoria through Boer sources, and when first received there was laughed at by the garrison and inhabitants as a Boer joke.

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  • He intended it as a joke, but the memory it resurrected was painful.

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  • It reminded her of an Arkansas weather joke she once heard.

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  • This was no joke.

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  • He was obviously making a joke, but she would never have guessed it from the expression on his face.

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  • Why was it so hard to joke with him without flirting?

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  • If what I'm seeing isn't some kind of joke, I'm at the end of the yellow brick road.

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  • In their opinion, Youngblood was a joke.

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  • Then a woman in the background said something about them all moving to this keen town and the woman on the phone laughed, like it was a joke.

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  • I just don't think it was all bragging, more like it was his private joke.

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  • She had a feeling it was a horrible inside joke.

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  • Only he wouldn't tell me what we were looking for, like it was going to be a joke and it would scare me.

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  • Might it have just been some kind of a joke?

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  • To Dean's experienced ears, it didn't sound like a joke.

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  • As Dean rose to leave, he added with a sneer, If this is some joke, I'll have your ass.

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  • "Maybe from back there," her husband answered, "but anyone would know it was a joke."

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  • But if somebody were playing a joke, why smash the skull?

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  • This is no joke.

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  • God—that would have been a joke!

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  • Shouldn't you tell the child it was all a big joke?

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  • That was no joke.

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  • You know Dean, you're a joke.

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  • She and my father—my Radisson father—used to joke about it.

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  • Don't joke about that.

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  • She didn't expect to find the human alive, let alone of a mindset to make a joke.

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  • It was intended as a joke, but the thought was disturbing.

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  • You joke with me.

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  • This is no time for a joke!

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  • Right now, he was too frazzled to know what else to do aside from make a joke to ease some of the tension.

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  • The dry note in his voice made her think he had his own inside joke.

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  • "I'll survive," he said, waiting for her to get the joke.

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  • Harmony didn't get the joke.

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  • He wasn't expecting Fate to crack a joke.

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  • She lifted her head to look at him, unable to tell if he meant it as a joke and ready to bolt if not.

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  • It's not a joke.

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  • She willed herself not to laugh at his joke, but it was hard.

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  • She laughed, not expecting the joke.

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  • He smiled at her, understanding her joke.

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  • When she opened them, incredulous that Jackson had gotten away with his joke, he grinned innocently and shrugged.

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  • The joke in fed circles was that the government could activate the Horsemen at will and bring about the destruction of the planet itself.

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  • He'd meant it as a joke only, something to make her feel better and take her mind off of the chaos around her.

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  • Never mind that one.  Bad joke.

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  • Dean's eyes questioned and Mrs. Byrne clarified, The Mark Hopkins Hotel, in San Francisco—it was our little joke.

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  • He thought it was a big joke, making all these plans and there in the back of the motel is our car.

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  • She smiled at Fred, as if sharing their little joke.

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  • If Dean himself had been bound and gagged, it would have been the joke of the squad room for weeks to come.

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  • It started out as a joke with a water pistol until the storeowner shoved 89 dollars at them and ducked under the counter screaming his head off.

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  • If this was meant as a joke, Dean did-n't find it very funny.

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  • "Just an office joke," he said.

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  • "OK, it was a poor joke," Carmen concluded as she took the rinsed dish and placed it in the dishwasher.

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  • I thought ... we never joke any more.

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  • There hasn't been much to joke about, has there?

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  • After the strange exchange outside, the joke fell flat.

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  • Killing five Others is no joke.

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  • Whatever the inside joke was, he wasn't about to share it and she didn't ask.

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  • I'm nothing but a joke to you, am I?

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  • They were all making a joke out of the whole thing.

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  • This wasn't a joke.

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  • The words seemed to be meant as a joke, but there was an edge in Gerry's tone that made her think he knew Xander much better than he let on.

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  • She laughed, entertained at her own joke.

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  • Now I'm pretty sure this is all a huge joke.

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  • absurdist humor has made his castle joke a local legend.

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  • It is no joke, I am fully awake.

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  • Hated the beginning, hated the ELO songs, hated the frankly awful oral sex joke at the end.

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  • What you may think is a harmless joke program could in reality be opening a backdoor to your system.

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  • brunt of the joke more often than the instigator.

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  • The head cashier laughed at them, convinced it was a practical joke.

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  • contrived, terrible joke led up to the title of the next new song, ' Mokey ' .

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  • crap joke of the month )!

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  • But it wasn't a joke that he had a high croak And walked with a bit of a mince.

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  • Joke: Why did the Dalmatian refuse to bathe in the dishwasher detergent?

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  • This was somewhat disconcerting: where was the joke?

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  • The hot air hand drier - Satan's joke against people with wet hands.

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  • I will try to keep this brief You know, Franz Kafka once had a really droll joke about that.

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  • duckling image into a sick joke.

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  • Then again, I might have just missed the point about some ironic joke thanks to an overly earnest press release.

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  • envy fuel 4x4 hatred Published: 04 July 2006 This is not a joke.

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  • erupted in laughter at what he thought was a rather bad joke.

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  • Dear Ish, Here's a joke - A little boy opened his big family Bible.

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  • feeble joke.

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  • fools joke by CU Amiga Magazine and was revealed the next day.

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  • 4x4 hatred Published: 04 July 2006 This is not a joke.

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  • They'll look baggy and kinda funky, but they'll work, " he tried to joke.

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  • Nowadays, of course, the Comic Relief joke is to use the inclusion of a high profile celebrity as a throwaway gag.

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  • globalized economy, national sovereignty was now a joke.

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  • gnashing teeth sounds] Seagoon: It's all, it's all a practical joke!

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  • It became a joke to be passed from mouth to mouth, producing instant guffaws.

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  • Now the original and best practical joke has gone hi-tech.

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  • Sponsored by: add a little humor to your life, with a Joke or two.

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  • humourrelaxed absurdist humor has made his castle joke a local legend.

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  • At least I hope it was a joke.) Fortunately it's not completely indiscriminate.

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  • The joke has been around for ages and has grown infamous in the comedy world as it was told extravagantly among insiders.

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  • However the joke is not what you can get insured on it is the cost.

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  • jazz musician to make a million quid, the joke goes.

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  • Granted people were only jeering, but you were safe on the stage and were arrogant enough to joke from up there.

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  • jeopardizeear the proposal would stifle religious freedom and debate, even jeopardizing comedians who joke about faith.

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  • joke perpetrated on believers to make them feel better about life being a struggle, sometimes brutal and painful.

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  • I can't wait to hear the next joke.

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  • John Robson is seen here enjoying a joke with his Joint Master Jimmy Edwards at a Meet in 1979.

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  • With the town basking in the glory of our unique status this is surely some kind of sick joke?

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  • This really could be the genesis of the fat mother-in-law joke, " one of the team breathlessly asserted.

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  • joke films Jesse's car ride to the courtroom and them joking around outside it, despite the prospect of a daunting jail sentence.

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  • knob twiddler Youth (of Killing Joke fame) " Who's Been Sleeping In My Brain?

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  • The joke going around college was, " what do you call the shields lass in the white shell suit?

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  • lewd joke: " Absinthe makes the fart grow stronger " .

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  • misfired joke.

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  • mother-in-law joke, " one of the team breathlessly asserted.

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  • Ronnie Scott's How do you get a jazz musician to make a million quid, the joke goes.

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  • Not that I'm casting nasturtiums - that's just a little joke - on Chris.

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  • nerd joke: a G, a B flat and a D walk into a bar.

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  • music nerd joke: a G, a B flat and a D walk into a bar.

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  • one-liner joke, wisdom tip, weather & headlines right in your browser.

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  • Doesn't it annoy you that the other peoples of Virginia regard orcs as something of a joke?

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  • P.S. Have you heard the joke about the man who walked in to a bar and said ouch?

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  • practical joke played by some computer hacker or a simple accident.

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  • psychiatric psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.

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  • The first is addressed to the consuming public: Do not buy Moto Racer 3: Gold Edition, not even as a joke.

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  • ribald joke.

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  • The world amused him mightily and he amused the world, always ready with a witty sally or a ribald joke.

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  • The little satyrs have stolen his lance - a joke to show that he is now disarmed.

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  • schoolboy joke.

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  • severable liability " for your development " (A little accountancy joke!

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  • sick joke?

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  • Question 11 What a joke you lot are, you can't even find a shirt sponsor for next season.

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  • How many syllabi include the ability to tell or understand a joke?

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  • Seeing Cherry-throated tanager is, however, a very expensive joke.

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  • In fact, the website is a joke (albeit one which some may find tasteless ).

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  • The best joke every week wins some tat from the Venue office.

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  • This is no joke when the ants are fierce when provoked and have some of the most potent toxins around, wear your shoes.

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  • As long as you do n't transgress the joke code.

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  • However while they look unlikely to win the next General Election the Tories are no longer a joke.

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  • It is not their choice and indeed speaking of the choice of the Islamic veil by the child herself is a ridiculous joke.

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  • vulgar joke at this point.

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  • The end of program joke is about " a new low fat communion wafer " .

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  • wait to hear the next joke.

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  • whacked in the face by a branch is no joke.

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  • wharf cottages - they used to be a standing joke, where are you going for your holidays?

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  • wordplay joke.

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  • Pretoria through Boer sources, and when first received there was laughed at by the garrison and inhabitants as a Boer joke.

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  • Some of the traditional qualities are indeed preserved: the practical joke, for instance, in the scene in Auerbach's Keller shows that he has not altogether shed his character as kobold; and, like the planet-spirits of the old magic he appears alternately in animal and human shape.

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  • His family came on both sides of middle-class people, and it was probably only as a joke that Godwin, a stern political reformer and philosophical radical, attempted to trace his pedigree to a time before the Norman conquest and the great earl Godwine.

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  • Nor were his intimate associates men of refinement and taste; they were rather good fellows who quietly enjoyed a good bottle and a joke; he uniformly avoided encounters of wit with his equals.

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  • It was much more than a joke that Palmerston sheltered Conservative principles under the Liberal flag.

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  • A. says God made me and every one out of sand; but it must be a joke.

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  • What nonsense! she said, hoping it was a joke.

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  • Everything seems funny to you, but this isn't at all a joke....

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  • Well then, remember, this is not a joke!

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  • The world amused him mightily and he amused the world, always ready with a witty sally or a ribald joke.

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  • The little satyrs have stolen his lance - a joke to show that he is now disarmed.

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  • A horror movie such as Aliens: Resurrection is very much at the level of a whodunit or a schoolboy joke.

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  • We have joint and severable liability " for your development " (A little accountancy joke !

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  • Question 11 What a joke you lot are, you ca n't even find a shirt sponsor for next season.

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  • How many syllabi include the ability to tell or understand a joke?

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  • Seeing Cherry-throated Tanager is, however, a very expensive joke.

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  • In fact, the website is a joke (albeit one which some may find tasteless).

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  • The best joke every week wins some tat from the Venue office.

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  • MEMO to Russell Brand: The stickleback joke was funny, but I 'm not so sure about the toe amputation gag.

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  • This is no joke when the ants are fierce when provoked and have some of the most potent toxins around, wear your shoes.

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  • Once everyone had rolled out an obligatory joke about the joy rides we tramped off to find the course.

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  • As long as you do n't transgress the joke code.

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  • However while they look unlikely to win the next General Election the Tories are no longer a joke.

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  • It is not their choice and indeed speaking of the choice of the Islamic veil by the child herself is a ridiculous joke.

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