Brag-book Sentence Examples

Food delivery, house cleaning services, online dating — in the 21st century, you hardly have to do anything yourself if you don’t want to. But unfortunately for many of us, we still haven’t found a way to totally avoid embarrassing ourselves. Whether it’s tripping over our own shoelaces or accidentally insulting ourselves online, we are always just a moment away from total self-ownage.

“I’m not one of those workaholic jerks,” a friend proudly proclaims. “In fact, I’ve never even had a job!” Your friend may be making a point, but they’ve stumbled into a not-very-braggy brag, making them sound worse than intended. There’s only one thing to say in this situation: “Weird flex, but ok.”